On my first day of work, my boss took me on a tour of the floor we work on. One major element of the tour was on where all the coffee pots are. I’ve been taking free coffee ever since. Today, I notice a brand-spanking-new sign above the coffee machine that tersely states, “This coffee is not complimentary. People who wish to drink this coffee pay $5 monthly dues. Please call blablabla at 555-blablabla to sign up.”
How the hell is someone supposed to intuitively know that?
My last day at work is next Tuesday. Thanks for the free coffee, bitches.